BEIJING, China – China’s President Xi Jinping is facing blowback from party leaders Friday following his revelation that he forgot the 12-word phrase used to unlock the country’s budget surplus stored in an encrypted digital Yuan wallet. The move to a digital currency was originally touted by the country’s leadership as a method to combat black-market activity and subvert international sanctions, but the full-speed implementation appears to have led to quite a misstep as China now faces a budget deficit measured in the trillions of dollars.
Xi Jinping Demands That U.S. Manufacturers Be Held Accountable For Forgetting Digital Yuan Wallet Phrase
“What is important to remember is that this fault of U.S. corporations,” said Jinping, “I took a screenshot of the phrase on my iPhone, but I accidentally deleted it when I meant to send a funny meme to Vladimir. Apple and other U.S. manufacturers must be held accountable.”