(ANP: While we all know that Bill Gates will never make the speech detailed below, as proven by the excellent ‘satire’ over at the Babylon Bee, sometimes satire drives home ‘truth’ in a way that other stories are unable to do. And besides the fact that Gates will never make this speech, all the points made within this story are true with linked sources for all of the information contained within at the bottom of the story.)
In a shocking announcement, Bill Gates, billionaire Microsoft co-founder and the major force behind the COVID-19 vaccines, called for all the COVID-19 genetic-based vaccines to be taken off the market immediately.
In an often anguished 14-minute televised speech, Gates said: “We made a terrible mistake. We wanted to protect people against a dangerous virus. But it turns out the virus is much less dangerous than we thought. And the vaccine is far more dangerous than anyone imagined.”
“These vaccines—Pfizer, Moderna, Johnson & Johnson, AstraZeneca—they’re killing people left and right—and they’re injuring a lot of people very badly,” Gates continued, waving his hands in the air at times for dramatic effect.
“The government’s own data shows us this is what’s happening. The CDC’s reporting system is showing, what?…around 13,000 deaths so far in the U.S. and over half a million adverse events. Well, we all know the reporting system is a sham. We know that VAERS [Centers for Disease Control and Prevention’s Vaccine Adverse Events Reporting System] captures only around one percent of what’s going on. So we’re talking over a million deaths from these Covid vaccines, and more than 60 million people with bad side effects.”
“This is not what we wanted. This is not acceptable,” Mr. Gates claimed.
Wall Street shares of all the major Covid vaccine companies plummeted by 30% to 35% as Mr. Gates announced that he was joining the urgent Citizen Petition filed by Robert F. Kennedy Jr.’s Children’s Health Defense organization calling on the U.S. Food and Drug Administration to immediately withdraw all the COVID vaccines from the market.
Gates continued: “Too many people who take these vaccines drop dead…one day, two days, five days after getting the shot. Other people suffer paralysis, blindness, convulsions, heart attacks, immune system collapse, blood clots, brain inflammation, lung or kidney damage, miscarriages, autoimmune disease, multiple organ system failure, permanent profound fatigue, and many other horrible problems. Of course, our Media Mouthpieces—I mean the mainstream news media, dismiss all these tragedies as ‘just a coincidence.'”
“The reason they say that,” Gates explained, “is because of what I did at Event 201, a Coronavirus Pandemic Simulation held in New York in October 2019 just a few weeks before we announced the actual pandemic. I got all the major newspapers, TV channels, and radio stations to agree to stick with the Official Narrative—‘the vaccines are safe and ef ective’—and to censor anybody who questions this line of BS. So the public never got to hear the evidence from thousands of distinguished doctors and medical researchers who warned that the vaccines are dangerous and often lethal.”
“That was a huge mistake on my part,” Gates maintained, looking weary and at times teary-eyed. “We never should have done that. People have every right to be well-informed, to get all the facts so they can make a rational decision.”
“As for the charge that I was somehow involved in creating the novel coronavirus or SARS-CoV-2 in a laboratory, that’s crazy conspiracy stuff, I won’t even dignify it with a response. I’ll just say, ask Tony—I mean Dr. Anthony Fauci, he was the one responsible for creating this thing in a lab, not me.”
“And as for President Biden’s latest Executive Order making the vaccine mandatory for all federal employees, for health-care workers and employees in private companies with 100 or more workers, well, it’s just ridiculous!” Gates shouted, throwing his arms up in the air. “This will lead to monumental unemployment, because despite all the censorship people are catching on that these shots are dangerous. Taking the vaccine is like playing Russian roulette. Is he Joseph Biden or Joseph Stalin?”