White Liberals Watch In Amazement As Black Man Acquires ID

White Liberals Watch In Amazement As Black Man Acquires ID HAMPTON FALLS, IA—White liberals gathered in the town of Hampton Falls were shocked and astonished as local black man, accountant, and father of three Michael Sparkton walked right into a DOT office and acquired an…

CDC Now Recommends Wearing A Seat Belt Even When You’re Outside The Car

ATLANTA, GA—The CDC has issued brand new recommendations regarding the wearing of seat belts. Health experts there are now recommending people wear a seat belt, even when outside the car.   “This guidance is especially important if you’re in a large group of people at…

Man Arrested, Claims He Was Strip Searched For Going For a Walk Too Far From Home

“It felt humiliating.” A man in Wales was arrested by police for going for a walk too far from home and failing to identify himself before he claimed he was taken to the police station and subjected to a strip search. The incident was highlighted…

Couple spotted at Waitrose in full hazmat suits, rubber gloves and goggles

A couple were spotted taking no chances against coronavirus as they did their big shop in Waitrose in full hazmat suits. The unidentified shoppers sported goggles and gloves while dressed head-to-toe in the protective suits in Hull. They were seen browsing in the canned goods…

“If You Are Not Wearing At Least Five Masks, You Are A Killing Machine”

Why only wear one mask when you could be wearing four or five?  For months, Americans have passionately debated the merits of wearing a mask in public to help prevent the spread of COVID-19.  Well, now the focus of the debate has shifted, because some…

We are living in an upside down world. Here is why.

by Normiesreeee69 “Today, I realized that everything is about to change. No matter how I vote, no matter what I say, lives are never going to be the same. I have been confused by the hostility of family and friends. I look at people I…

The man with the magic penis: Denmark’s national broadcaster launches CHILDREN’s cartoon about a man with the ‘world’s longest manhood’ who uses it to steal ice-cream, fly like a helicopter and light a BBQ

11 HRS AGO 3 MINUTEREAD ‘John Dillermand’  literally translates to ‘John Penis Man’ in Danish slang Animation made its debut on children’s channel DR Ramasjang on January 2 Sparked debate over what’s appropriate for kids aged 4-8 – the target audience A bizarre new children’s cartoon…